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Goodmorning Class! How many of you like to Get LOW!? Hmm, intriguing. Those of you who did not raise your hands can you tell us why you prefer not to Get Low. Yes Dana, "Well I think it's disgusting and I would just rather not go there". Okay, Mike, "It's just too crowded for me, too many people have been there in the past". Ok, and last remarks, Richard, "I just don't involve myself with anything that has a double meaning". Well class thank you for answers. The question I asked you all was intended to make you throw gutter balls, and indeed you did. When I say Get Low, I mean lower Greenville. Now all the answers you gave are still correct but lets come back to the playing level and let me talk to you for a second.

Lower Greenville has not always been a hit or miss location. REFLECTION TIME (imagine the qwerky time machine space travel music on an Alfred Hitchcock movie playing). I remember when we used to drive down GET LOWer Greenville just to be involved in the bumper to bumper chaos. We couldn't drink nor enter the buildings but we had fun in the madness. Do you remember when there was a choice between Deep Ellum and Lower Greenville? Yeah crazy huh. Currently there are hints of come back activity. It's like Mr. Deep Ellum and Mr. Lower Greenville show signs of play in practice but when it comes to gametime, coach will not let them off the bench. GUTTER TIME: By the way those are great adult film names LMAO!!!!! I should copyright them...done! (If you are in the adult film business and need a name we can negotiate a price)

Anyways, Get Low, Get Low, Get Low! When I think of Greenville Ave I think of small sidewalks, no parking in the residential areas any more, a police claustrophobic presence, and no matter how much they clean up it still looks dirty. Ahh ha But Oh Contraire mon ami! Have you seen whats cooking!! I NOW present to you GET LOW, the NEW LOWEST GREENVILLE! Talk about changing an image get a load of this. We widened up the sidewalks to 10' and added brick pavers to lower those crowded talks I heard above. Lets add 27 antique light poles to shed some light on the area and add a "Singing in the Rain" moment. How bout 33 trees so you can breathe a fresher and cleaner air after you stumble out of my favorite cool spot on a Monday at KUSH. (Shout out to Kachi, Jay Clipp, and Francis Jaye!!) Hey pretty lady does your feet hurt? Well have a seat on one of the 18 Park benches and get your feet rubbed by a random person. There will be 7 bicycle racks for gas savers and you can now people watch from the 18' deep patio from storefront to sidewalk. Uhmm I am like sooo there (valley voice). I really feel this is a great look for GET LOWer Greenville. Dallas is full of revival and in no way does that show "Dallas Most Eligible" depict what Dallas really has to offer.

Back when a huge block of Greenville Ave burned down I was very disappointed. Not only did my favorite Italian restaurant in the world burn down but most of my favorite memories burned down with Mick's. I used to drive from the University of North Texas on a damn Tuesday night to kick it hard like it was a Friday night. I met so many athletes, socialites, and music celebrities in there. I also learned a lot about a bottle named Moet, her friend Remy Martin, and their pet Blue Goose.

Great Revival for Get Low as I call it or Lower Greenville. We will not be using the term Lowest Greenville cause it sucks. If you are looking to be in a trendy spot that is taking a dramatic turn of improvement then this is the place to be. Contact me if you have any questions or want to FIND YOUR SPOT and GET LOW! No pun intended...I promise! Damn these adult references, damn, damn, damn!

Kris@Rogershealy.com 214-417-1652 Kris@Rogershealy.com 214-417-1652