Posted June 23, 2010 by Rogers Healy

I would do anythinggggggggggggg for love...but I won't do THAT.

MEATLOAF.

 

Singer.

Actor.

Activist.

Poet.

And...REALTOR?!

In the most recent issue of Realtor Inquirer, Meatloaf answers the question we've all been asking for way too long now. For those of you under the age of 25, you may ask, "What is THAT question?"

"I would do anything for love, but I won't do THAT."

You see, Mr. Loaf's most famous ballad told the story of a man in love with a woman, and in his search for love he said he'd do ANYTHING for love, but he won't do "THAT." What the heck is "THAT?!?!"

We now have the answer. We can all sleep easy tonight. We can all carry on with our lives.We know what THAT is.

Meat, who was interviewed by real estate journalist, Rob Reuter, was asked questions ranging from his role in "Fight Club," to recent allegations that he was caught having relations with a pot roast. Reuter, who's known for his Barbara Waltersesque style of attacking his interviewees got down and dirty with Loaf, and after what seemed like hours of crying and holding back the answer...the Loaf Daddy finally spilled the bean about "that."

"I...I...I...would never reduce my commission!"

Freaking Meatloaf...he's a realtor! All these years, you all thought he was hiding out after failed follow up albums, but he's been moonlighting as a top producing agent at Rogers Healy and Associates. See Meat's listings at www.RogersHealy.com, or email Meatloaf@RogersHealy.com.

So, for those of you out there that think listing your house for a number other than 6% will work, I suggest you don't ask Meatloaf to be your REALTOR. If you call the Loaf, and ask him to reduce his fees, may God have mercy on your soul.

 I heard that if you mess with the Meat, he's been know to turn people into...